Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars
What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”
and ironically after saying that, I’m doing it guys. I’m finally going to make a post about Eridan because I am so tired of people claiming any of Eridan’s business during murderstuck had anything to do with romance at all.
Guess if you don’t already know, you’ll be finding out soon.
It is 2014 why do people still think Eridan did the thing because he was jealous of Sollux or whatever that’s n ot what fucking happened jesus christ
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
I am in pain
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
i really hope that those boys are of age because otherwise this is distribution of child pornography which can get your sister into a lot of trouble, including the possibility of her being a registered sex offender for the rest of her life.
On the plus side, she can also get the boys busted for creating and distributing that child pornography in the first place. And if they aren’t, then they’re still fucked for sexual abuse of a minor. So mostly a win-win, all in all.
this is hilariously awesome
my stupid sister is eating ham on the floor and it brought literally every cat in the house on her
and by every cat i mean like, three but that’s still enough cat for me to be jealous and angry about it